Shaun Industry™

The cost of food is soaring due to the overwhelming demand placed on production by China and India. In fact, just about every commodity is subject to the recent high demand, limited supply and Americans are further crunched by inflation and the weak dollar. So, I’ve developed this not-so-modest proposal: let’s eat people.

Jonathan Swift Flakes ‘O Human now has real Irish Baby Marshmallows! Swift Flakes are PEOPLE – delicious people!

 Mikey doesn’t like it, because it’s made of Mikey’s Mommie.

Don’t get into a tizzy PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals?), Kentucky Fried Human only serves free range people.

 It’s so good you’ll lick other peoples' fingers!

And that’s not all! Did you know that urine can be recycled by the body up to three times? That’s right - you can drink your own urine. With all the fresh water shortages we are sure to encounter in the future, you’re gonna need to drink something.

We’re here in this posh New York suburb and we’ve replaced little Cindy’s lemonade with urine. Will little Tina be able to taste the difference? Let’s watch!