How To Bake A Savory Savior
(A Play In One Act)
by
Shaun Industry
Lights up. We open on a dimly lit bedroom, sparsely decorated. The room is almost without cheer and certainly without charm. We happen upon Salvador slumping, saggy-shouldered and bent-backed on his bed. Shadows taunt him on the stage while he remains montionless. His breathing is steady and rhythmic – it’s the only sign of life.
Archivist
Excerpt from the Dade County Newletter.
Salvador
On July 4th, 1998, Maria Conception Reyes past away of a cancer related illness leaving behind her parents Teresa and Julio Cuevas (estranged), her husband Anthony Renaldo Reyes, and her son Salvador (fifteen).
Archvist
Journal of Salvador Reyes, October 2, 1996.
Salvador
Mi madre, Maria, was a child of Christ. She sang songs about the virgin, about the love of Christ, about Saint Teresa and Miguel and Juan. Her heart was pregnant with fire, a devotion that burned in her eyes. She lit candles and prayed every night for a better life for her family. Then when she was sixteeen, Christ fufilled her greatest prayer. Her family came to America on June 12th, 1983. None of the family spoke even a word of English, and only Maria’s back was unbroken by the heavy life of Mexico. Maria was the sole source of income for the underpriviledged family of five immigrants. She worked nights at the Spanish market, picking up a word or two of English while sacking groceries for the market’s abuelitas. She spent her days taking English classes at the Hispanic Community Center, where she met her first love Patrick and my father, Francisco. Patrick was a volunteer at the center, a graduate student at the local university, and my mother’s tutor. He was Irish. He was tall, with wavy brown hair, and hazel eyes... he was pale perfection. As mi madre described him: ‘white gold.’ Mama speaks of him fondly and often. The way she speaks, even I am in love with him. She carries a picture of him in her handbag and kisses it every night before she goes to sleep. He was going to be her salvation; he was going to be her life. She doesn’t talk much about the last night of her classes though. I know only that, as she was cutting her way through the icy wind of that autumn night, Francisco offered her a ride. Patrick refused to see her afterward. My mother refused to pray. So cold was that night that the fire in her heart soon leapt to her womb. She gave birth to fire: conception.
Again the lights go down and we see only Salvador’s shadow menacing the room. The air is arctic and the feeling is distressing. We see this shadow remove a revolver from underneath the pillow. Salvador spins the chamber of the gun after locking it; a sharp click follows. He raises the the revolver to his temple. His index finger fidgets on the trigger. His resolve builds and thought becomes action. When the hammer strikes, there is no resulting spark. The corresponding chamber does not house a bullet. The remaining light left on stage is lowered, quivering as darkness envelopes the room.
(Lights up)
SALVADOR (as MARIA)
A soft Mexican accent now marks Salvador’s speech.
Salvador, Salvador... please wake up, hijo! Please! We can’t stay here. you have to come with me, hijo. Papa won’t let us stay. Please, Salvador! You have to come with me. Antonio is waiting for us. He will let us be with him. We can’t stay here. We can’t stay. They forbid it. They will not talk to me. Papa... papa called me a puta! I am not a whore! I am not... What? Salvador, I am not! Do not believe your abuelo! You... you... (Reluctant and defeated, Salvador (as Maria) halts his frantic persuasion and lets his head fall to the floor. His anger swells suddenly and he is simmering with rage, he holds his hand high above him and delivers a blow to what would be Salvador’s face.) Basta! You would be borned Salvador. You would be... It was not... not free... choice, not my choice to sleep with Francisco. Don’t ever say that again. (Salvador (as Maria) swats at the bed to halt the imaginary writhing of Salvador. As his composure returns, his hand covers his face, covering his regret. He scans the room and sits at the corner of the bed. He takes a glance back at Salvador. Shaken, he continues.) Par... pardon, Salvador. I am sorry. (pause) Salvador, you know, when you was a baby, you was really small. Los medicos said you was gonna die, they say you was just born too early. (smiling) I think it was the last time you ever gonna be early, hijo. (nevously laughs). You had little feet and little toes. You just look and look around you. It like you owned the world. It like you give life to me. You was so small, so helpless. You would be so quiet, but the other babies: they cry and cry, but no you. I think you never cry. Mi madre thought you was born without a soul. She think all kids born in America have no soul. I know better, hijo. You have fire, hijo. You have a soul. (Catching a glimpse of Salvador’s eyes, a shiver tickes Salvador (as Maria)’s spine. He trembles in a fearful motion. Salvador (as Maria) remembers his purpose, collects himself and rises from the bed.) We have to go now. In the morning Papa will be awake to watch us leave. I try to say goodbye, but that isn’t what he want. You think I plan this? You think I want to leave? You think I ever want to leave, hijo? I don’t have a choice. I didn’t have a choice, but I want you. You are the only thing I want! Tu eres un milagro maravilloso! I didn’t want to sleep with Francisco, he force me. After all he took from me, he gave you to me. Tu eres un milagro! (another dramatic switch) Antonio needed money, Salvador. Tu abeulo called me a puta, no Antonio. He likes you a lot Salvador. Come with me, please.
The frantic pace slows. A gruff voice calls from outside.
Man
Maria! (pauses) Maria! (louder)
Slavador (as Maria) turns to look at the door, then turns back to look at his mother’s son. He crosses toward the bed and plants an imaginary kiss on what would have been his own forehead. Lost in the moment, we catch a glimpse of the real Salvador as he brings his hand to his head in remembrance of the gentle moment.
Salvador (as Maria)
Te amo, hijo.
He stops for a moment. He rushes toward, and out the door. Door slam.
Blackout.
Another slam.
Salvador
Mama, I want to go with you mama.
Again we see the shadow of Salvador on the stage. The revolver is becoming more comfortable in his hand.
Archivist
Argument of the deputy prosecutor Jonathan Weeks of Dade County, December 17th, 1999.
Salvador
It is the confession of these two juveniles that on the night of November 25th, they did unlawfully enter the courtyard of Saint Francis Chrurch. It is also their confession, your Honor, that they did take - with intent to deface -the statue of the baby Jesus from his manger display area. This case is cut and dry, your honor. The only thing left is the sentencing. We cannot allow such blasphemous acts of brutality towards a public display of church property to go unpunished, even if two juveniles commit such a crime. It is disturbing that one of these boys is of the Jewish faith. It is even further disturbing that one of the perpetrators is a Catholic himself. This act is beyond criminal, it is sociopathic (pause) No, your honor, I do not believe I am going overboard. I recommend that these two boys be placed under psychological observation.
Archivist
Sentence delivered by the Honorable Harrison Parks, 417th Presinct Judge
Salvador
Due to the age of the defendants, and in light of their confessions, I hereby order Salvador Reyes and David Gold be placed under immediate house arrest for a period of three months, followed by six months of probation. Furthermore, I order both guilty parties to be subject to psychiatric observation. The boys are to have no contact with each other during the duration of their sentence. This hearing is adjourned.
He pauses for a moment, and then loads another bullet. The chamber spins in a dance of terror. Salvador uses he temple as a ledge for the barrel. Another click follow, still no spark - no fire. Lights down.
Lights up. We see Salvador with a tie around his neck, over his T-shirt. His posture is much improved.
Salvador (as Dr. Rich)
Alright Sal, I apologize for the wait. I am pretty new to this so, let’s just cut right to the chase, shall we? I am concerned Sal; the court is concerned. You were found guilty of some pretty serious crimes for a boy your age: theft, destruction of private property, vandalism. This is hardly the sort of act I would expect out of an honor student. Even the brightest of young people sometimes lose their way, or are led astray. Is that what happened to you Sal? did you lose your way, or did someone lead you astray? (pause, waiting for a response that clearly doesn’t come) You’re not talking to me Sal. That is your choice, but remeber that is what we are talking about here: choices. You do have choices, don’t you Sal? (pause) That’s alright Sal. You don’t want to talk to me? You can nod your head, be monosyllabic, but I am paid to do a job here. I’m here to find out what has gone wrong in your life, as of late. (beat) Well, obviously something has gone wrong Sal. People who are doing well don’t steal from chuch courtyards, or burn holy icons. What kind of action was this Sal? Burning the baby Jesus in a gas oven? You have to help me on this one. Why would you do such a thing? (pause, irritated) Sal, you can beat whatever it is that is bothering you; you just have to focus in on what is right. Now don’t tell me you think what you did was right. (annoyed, but still without any significant loss of control) Don’t turn away from me. I didn’t come here to talk to myself. You’re still not talking to me Sal. Well, then I will talk to you. Salvador, I live by that church. I just moved there a week before you and your friend decided to terrorize my new neighborhood. My children play in that courtyard. What can I tell them when they want to go see the nativity scene they helped to set-up? Should I tell them that some very disturbed young men saw fit to put the baby Jesus in a gas oven to exact some sort of derranged vengance on life, or religion, or death? That is what this is about, isn’t it Slavador? You’re mad about your mother’s death. You have that right. You have every right to be mad at whoever you want. But you don’t have the right to take away the rights of others. You don’t have the right to put God on trial! Keeping silent isn’t helping anyone Salvador. I know what it is like to lose a loved one. You feel trapped, you feel helpless, you feel like no one and nothing around you is permanent. You think that someday, you are going to lose everything and everyone. You feel like a martyr. You’re willing to turn to anything or anyone who will make you feel alive again. Am I right Salvador? I am, aren’t I? I am here Salvador. I am here, and you can talk to me. I can help you.
Salvador (as Dr. Rich) pulls his chair close to Salvador’s own. The distance between them is no longer comfortable and Salvador (as Dr.Rich) reaches a hand out to touch upon the arm of the chair and the hand of the invisable Salvador. As he speaks, he moves his hand from the arm of the chair to place it on Salvador’s knee. Salvador (as Dr. Rich) begins to pull the conversation away from the saftey of before.
Who was the boy you stole the staute with? A boy from school? A Neighbor? Who? (pause) And was it this David’s idea to take the statue, or yours? You can tell me, Sal. We are going to keep our session completely confidential. (pause) It was your idea then? But why? (pause) Why did David want to do that Sal? Why did David what to disfigure the statue? (pause) I am confused as to what Joan of Arc had to do with this; I thought that David was Jewish. (pause) That is very interesting, Sal. Do you think his interest in saints is somehow connected to you being Catholic? Sal, do you think that this David is attracted to you? (pause) I don’t see why not Sal, you are a very handsome boy. (lecherous now) Are you attracted to David? Are you attracted to boys? (pause) Sal, it is alright to be attracted to other boys. (Salvador (as Dr. Rich) continues prudently, careful to conceal his motive) I am attracted to you, for instance. There is nothing wrong with being physically attracted to another human being - it’s healthy. It is not healthy, however, to get caught up with someone who does you harm. Do you understand Sal? (standing behind Salvador’s chair, Salvador (as Dr. Rich) begins to massage invisable shoulders) I know that this is difficult for you. You and David must have been pretty close to risk this kind of punishment. Tell me Salvador, (Salvador (as Dr. Rich) begins to move his hands lower to Salvador’s chest) has David ever kissed you? I want to kiss you. (leans in) You know Sal, I could make things a lot easier for you. I like things to be nice for my friends. You are my friend, right Sal? I thought so. In exchange sometimes my friends make things nice for me. (Salvador (as Dr. Rich) unzips his pants, pulling a grasping hand toward his crotch.) Oh, that’s a good boy. That is a very good boy.
Lights down. Salvador has a bullet ready. He spins the chamber. He swallows the barrel of the gun. Salvador jerks the trigger yet again, fruitlessly.
Lights up.
Archivist
Journal of Salvador Reyes, October 3rd, 1999
Salvador
There’s a new boy in class. His name is David, and he is beautiful. He doesn’t look like any other beautiful boy I have ever seen. He looks nothing like Juan or Jacob, but he is beautiful. His skin is pale, and his nose is kinda long. His black hair is glossy and curled in ringlets that hang over his forehead, and occasionally fall over his eyes. When Ms. Baker introduced him to the class she made it a point to mention that David’s family is Jewish. I am not entirely sure what Jews believe. My foster parents say that Jews don’t believe in America or Jesus. If you ask me, I don’t think that Jesus believes much in America. He wears a Jewish star around his neck. I was embarrassed, but he looked so lonely at lunch today that I asked him what the star was called. He laughed and tugged at the silver. He said it was the “Star of David.” David’s star.
David and Salvador have just returned from their pillage of the church courtyard. They have burned the statue to a nice crisp and are relaxing from the earlier strain. They are anything but remorseful.
Salvador (as David)
I can’t believe is Salvador, I have never even been to a church before. If my father ever finds out, he’ll disown me. Stealing is one thing, but blasphemy is a whole ‘nother can of worms. (laughs) Man, it melted quick! So much for my theory: I guess even holy things can burn. Even Joan of Arc burned in the end. Do you know she united the entire kingdom of France. She made a man a king. I guess she was like (singing badly) “the yellow rose of Texas.” Except of course, Joan actually fought... with a sword. (pause) Oi, listen to me! I guess I’m not much of a Jew after all. I suppose it doesn’t really matter. I mean, I like hotdogs, real hotdogs, not that Hebrew National shit. Pork: it’s the food of kings... and lumberjacks, bowling alley workers, baseball players, and dont forget the destitute. (laughs) (Salvador (as David) stops in preponderance of a question) It wasn’t always cooked right, a lot of people died from instestinal parasites in the old days. Yeah, I guess it doesn’t make a lot of sense nowadays. My mom always says: “if it made sense, it wouldn’t be a religion.” I think that mom doesn’t think a lot of God. Oh, she is Jewish to the core, but she barely listens when the Rabbis speak. I guess that it doesn’t really matter what people say. Words are just words. The Bible, the Torah: just words. Why do people think that just because something was written a long time ago that it’s automatically filled with truth, or wisdom, or some sort of mysterious knowledge from a lost sage like Solomon? (beat) Hey, come to think of it, we are a lot like Solomon, you and I. Except we decided to burn the damn baby instead of cutting it in half. Who would suggest cutting a REAL baby in half, anyways? That’s a lot like Marry Poppins making the kids dance on rooftops. Or those damn Von Trapp’s making their kids sing to Nazis. There’s a fine line between entertainment and child abuse. (pause) Yeah, you like it? Mom made me cut it shorter in the back then last time. I used to have really long hair in the back before my friend at my old school, Rosalie Moravik, told my I had a Jewish mullet. No really! Wanna see? (Salvador (as David) produces a wallet from his back pocket and hands it to the left) This is my old school ID. Look, look at the curls popping over my shirt collar. That... that... is a friend of mine from Pickett. He... uh... he was just a friend. I don’t know why I drew the heart over his face. I guess I just miss him is all. (Salvador (as David) takes a pensive glance to his left, then a sorrowful look at the picture in the wallet.) Stop looking at you hands, they’re not red! No one could have seen us. The light was probably just someone getting a glass of milk before bed. Someone new must have moved in. I saw a lot of boxes stacked outside and a moving van out front. I think I’ve seen that car somewhere else though, the medical park maybe. Anyway, they were probably too tired to care. (Unable to contain the emotions about to overflow, Salvador (as David) continues almost breathlessly) I... Iike you... a lot, Salvador. (pausing) You are so cute!
Salvador (as David) bows forward in a tender, uncertain attempt to steal just one kiss. He inhales the scent of the scene, and then jumps at the opportunity. For one moment, Salvador is locked in the remembrance of that fragile moment. He would, if he could, live in it forever. Startled by a motivation so monstrous in proportion to this happenstance, Salvador (as David) rockets from his place next to the imaginary Salvador and yells back at him.
Salvador (as David)
I can’t! Not again! My dad will never forgive me! I won’t go back. I won’t go back to see another damn psychiatrist. I won’t! (Salvador (as David) dissolves from the scene and leave Salvador with a deadly resolve.)
Lights down.
Lights up. There is just enought light to see Salvador in the beginning. Slowly, more and more light pours in, until we spy Salvador, gun in hand and pointed to his head. He spins the chamber one last time.
Salvador
This is the decision. Uncertainty is a decision, you see. He asked me if I had a choice! That goddamn child molester asked me if I had choices in life. All choices in this life have the same possibilities: freedom, boredom, life, or death. Choices and probabilities. Coincidences and certainties. (to audience) Can I ask you something? What are you afraid of? Nudity? Public Speaking? Love? Death? Life? Living death? Are you afraid to stop dreaming? Are you afraid to leave an American dream (hurriedly) I don’t have answers! (frustrated) For every question, I only have another question; until the last question...
With a renewed, yet nervous vigor, Salvador returns the gun to its place at the side of his brow. Darkness rushes over his body and the audience. In the darkness, the air freezes to a solid mass. When the startling effect begins to drop, we hear a shot ring out. Thought has become action.
There is silence on the stage for a few agonizing moments. Then, over the span of seconds, a small sound begins to nest in our ears. It is the sound of a ringing phone. It becomes clearer, moment by moment until a voice answers. In the complete darkness, the drama continues.
David
Hello?
Salvador
David? David, is that you?
David
Salvador? I thought that we couldn’t talk anymore? We shouldn’t be talking.
Salvador
Our sentence is almost up. Besides, I’m in the hospital, no one can could possibly know I am talking to you now.
David
I heard that you tried to... hurt yourself? Are you alright, Salvador?
Salvador
I think so. Trick of fate, really. The bullet got stuck in the barrel, created a small explosion. I have some powder burns, a light concussion maybe. I’ll be fine.
David
I’m glad. I am so sorry for what I said. God, I wish I could see you now. Hey Salvador? I really miss you
END.
I noticed a few typos and a couple of spelling mistakes. Can I e-mail you the corrections? I can copy the whole text and put them in bold if you want.
Firstly, thank you. Secondly, while I appreciate the offer, this play has already been produced and republished - it actually won and audience award for a play competition in Seattle. But, I do thank you for the offer.